I could call it something like long time no see, but that would imply I do this regularly and have readers.

Well hey then,

As promised, I've fallen off the wagon again and need to bitch to the blogsphere. Just cos I can, and safe in the knowledge that anyone reading doesn't care, it's better than the best shrink, you get to get your shit out in the open and then walk away, cos you know what you should do to sort out your problems yourself most of the time, you just need someone to bitch to.

And it's only a bottle and a half of red wine tonight. Anyway, I could say it's women that have brought me back to this once again, but it isn't. I mean yes, I've had the most torrid love life experience of my life in the last few weeks involving no fewer than TWO actual women involved and at least three hundred who seemed to think they were (and before you jump to conclusions, I didn't cheat {cos I wouldn't} and I didn't get a threesome ({d'Oh}). What's wrong with sleeping with best mates? I mean, they like each other right? so surely they can appreciate the qualities I'd see as attractive in their mate? After we'd totally and completely finished between us apart from maybe when I got drunk and lonely?

Right, I don't come out of that last paragraph particularly well.

Well, combine that with an absolute lack of direction in my life right now, and the fact that I liked the first mate far better than the second (who was hotter) and now am trying damn hard to get back to being friends with the first, I'm in a pretty dark place right now.

I know I had a reason to blog tonight and the weirdest thing is, as much as I've said, I know none of that is it. I've completely forgotten what it is.

Ah well, quote time:

Half way there is not an achievement.

Athenios